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Cancer 2014 Horoscope

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Cancer 2014 Astrology Predictions

Here are the Cancer 2014 Astrology Predictions.
A turn around in the way you think, believe and act will come as somewhat as a shock to you and others this year. You’ll be shedding your old ways and taking and embracing new excitements. You‘ll also be more independent and less reliant on others both financially and emotionally. The path of your life may become clearer and more defined as you find focus and structure to where you want to be in 2014.
Becoming more expressive and creative will also be a feature of 2014 and you’ll find ways to discover where your true talents lie.
Your horoscope forecast shows a year filled with evolving and developing, both professionally and personally. You may barely recognise yourself this time next year. The person you hope to become – more creative, more confident, more respected - are all within your reach.
Your star sign of Cancer should be twinkling brightly in terms of your love life but you are warned to be cautious.  

Cancer LOVE





Love of Cancer (June 20 - July 21)
Home is where the heart is for Cancer, a great nurturer and protector of family, home and tradition. This sign is ruled by the Moon, and the Crab`s emotions often swing with the cycle of that shimmering orb. Catch that mood on an upswing and you are likely to encounter a caring and devoted soul who can easily take the lead in romance. The strong-willed, persistent Crab will usually get its way, but that`s not a bad thing, since it usually means being drawn into a `shell` which is rife with carnal pleasures. As is natural to a Water sign, Cancer`s moods can flow like a meandering river or rage like the highest seas. Either way, the Crab rewards brave sailors with a seductive nest in which to test many moods, feelings and emotions. Scarlett O`Hara, that great protectress of Tara, must`ve been a Crab! 

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What color is good for my zodiac sign?

What colour to wear? What colour should I be around? Find out how a particular shade can have a positive effect on different aspects of your life



Aries
It's the first zodiac sign ruled by Mars. Their lucky colour is red. As Aries are high on energy, they are very active people. Red colour suits them well. It's a warm colour, which acts as a stimulant that provides good energy to Ariens.

Taurus
These are people who love to live in their own space, like to work within their own time frame. White colour is good for them. Taurians always try to stay away from hooks and crooks in their life. White is the colour of truth and purity and helps to calm them down.

Gemini
Lucky colour for Geminis is light green. Geminis are very talkative and tend to have dual nature. Light green colour is good for nurturing their intellect, as they are thinkers. Light green colour helps them to balance their mental abilities.

Cancer
White is the lucky colour for Cancerians, if it has a silver tinge to it, it's best suited to them. Basically this sign is ruled by the moon, which reflects a sensitive and emotional side. The colour white helps you balance the sensitive and emotional side of Cancerians.

Leo
A zodiac sign ruled by the Sun, the golden hue is best suited for Leos, as this sign is also known as the royal sign. It helps in good administration and brings out the ruling qualities of a Leo.

Virgo
A dark green colour or a shade of purple really works wonders for you.

Libra
White and turquoise are apt for this sign. Libras are very polite people as well as good artists and romantic by nature. So, white and blue shades suit their personality and temperament.

Scorpio
This sign is ruled by Mars. Fiery orange is their lucky colour. Scorpios are ambitious and since orange indicates health and vitality, it helps people who live an unhealthy life and are hyperactive by nature.

Sagittarius
Being ruled by Jupiter, the basic colour for this sign is yellow. People born to this sign can use it for success and growth, but due to the duality in nature, and their tendency to be hyper active Saggies need to calm their restlessness. In such case, pink and light purple
help to soothe and relax them.

Capricorn
A polite and spiritual sign. They achieve their targets by maintaining a low profile. For this spiritual and calm sign light, blue and purple are the best colours. These two colours indicate a pure spiritual feeling and consciousness.

Aquarius
It's another sign ruled by Saturn. People who belong to this sign have depth, are spiritual and strong. Black, grey, dark blue and brown are lucky for them. These colours signify an artistic, harmonious nature and spiritual understanding, which help this intellectual sign.

Pisces
Ruled by Jupiter, yellow is their lucky colour. This hue helps them to attain high soul qualities. It gives abundance of mental power to Pisces. It's the colour of growth and confidence, and helps this sign to grow, and sometimes control their fickle mind.


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How to seduce Cancer Man


Want to seduce an Cancer Man? Not sure how to go about? Below some advice on how to understand, attract and keep your Cancer man happy.

Cancer Man, of all the zodiac signs, is by far the most withdrawn. They often focus only on work, work, and work. They are easily intimidated and they lack in confidence. They tend to show competence by working over hours and having many things accomplished each day.

You meet this guy and you think “wow he is so nice”. You might hear him in the supermarket say “love you too mom”, as he hangs up his cell phone. A Cancer male is sensitive and caring man wrapped up in a manly package. Getting him is not as easy as one would think. Think of your favorite romantic comedy and apply it here. There are high points and a few low points then some reassuring and proving your love. Once you have a Cancer he is yours. A Cancerian man will never hurt the one he loves.

He is truly compassionate, warm, funny and cares about everyone and everything. That is something that comes natural to a Cancer. From saving the earth to finding that stray pup a home; they want the world to be a wonderful and safe place. Cancers like safe and traditional. They need to feel that you will stand by him through it all. When he comes home to you he needs to feel that he is safe at home and nothing can get him. Home is a natural environment for a Cancer. They love spending time there with their mate having a good dinner and watching a good movie. Make him feel safe and everything is yours.
They need reassurance that things are right. The need for reassurance often causes a Cancer male to be very shy and introverted to begin with. You may have to make the first move and ask him out. Simple and traditional is the way to go. Extra points if you invite him home for dinner for a Cancer loves home cooked meals. They love all things homemade from food to the little heart you might draw over the letter “i” on a love note. They need to know you care and you are just as committed as they are. The first date should be full of questions about him and his past. He loves his childhood and his family and would love to share every story with you. He likes to be touched so do it every chance you get. Cancers are ruled by the moon, they will appreciate your understanding and compassion. Once they feel your compassion and know it is genuine, his pants will want to come down.

How to seduce Cancer Woman

The female Cancer is known for their gentle and nurturing nature. It's almost impossible to anger them, especially if you're someone very special. They appreciate kind gestures, would get emotionally beaten if they'd encounter an argument with a loved one and will try to make amends to be back together again. That's why being in the arms of a Cancer woman is overwhelming, something that every guy should experience. So when you find yourself attracted to one, here are some tips on how to seduce and tempt the Female Cancer --- get to know these five secrets to turn her on.

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Don't send mixed signals. Although a Cancer woman would appreciate romance through courtship in way or another, it's probably best if you get right down to business and make your intentions clear from the very beginning. Get it straight to the point. Are you truly in love with her or are you just looking for a fling? Whatever it is, better be downright with her or she'd just be indifferent.

Never ever rush her. Cancer women are known to be very sensitive, gentle and nurturing --- that's why she might expect the same with you. She values patience and would wait --- no matter how long it takes. That's why as her future lover, you should know the meaning of perseverance. You will need it with her.

Fantasy Bedroom Fetish of each Zodiac sign

Sex Fetishes according to your zodiac sign

The deeds we do in the bedroom and do not want other to know or maybe some star zodiac sign does want other to know. This article talk about the love of the crazy, fun and wonderful of love making in a taboo way. By knowing how you like it and how your partner like it will give you and your lover a more satisfies feeling in the bedroom like you never know before. Talk about it tease about it coz you know deep down 'you want it that way ;) '. Let me know if it is true for you ~ share the world of your knowledge to teach us and make everybody smile and have that orgasm glow :)



Aries Sex Fetish (March 21 to April 19) 
As the prime and primal sign of the Zodiac, Aries finds pleasure in raw and high-adrenaline experiences. They can count musky scents, bed knocking (as in knocking the bed against the wall, floor and, if really gifted, the ceiling), morning sex, hair-pulling and wrestling among their fetishes.

Cancer SEX







Cancer (June 22- July23):
Deep emotions and profound sensitivity remain as a shell for Cancer's strong sexuality. Their environment has much power indetermining their sexual moods. Cancers can be creative in their sexual encounters but; most of the time they remain moody. They will even use their partners for their own sexual satisfaction. Their partner can win them sexually only through constant praises.

Find Soulmate with Juno Sign ♡









Ignorance is Bliss this Valentines Day as a beautiful configuration occurs in the heavens. The North Node, Jupiter and Juno conjoin in the sign of Aquarius. The sign of Aquarius can produce sudden attractions, and intense love at 1st sight attractions. Additionally the sign of Aquarius being a fixed sign never forgets its 1st love and compares everyone who comes along afterwards to that person. Another unique property of both the sign of Aquarius and its ruler Uranus (now in dreamy Pisces) is it’s timing ability and it’s unique ability to suddenly and unexpectedly bring people back into our lives from the past.
With Jupiter (luck), the North Node (destiny) and Juno (soulmate) all lined up together in the sign of Aquarius many people could be getting back together with past loves, or finding their soulmates in the not too distant future. This was indicated by the Lunar eclipse at 6* Aquarius on January 26th, as eclipses foretell of events to come.

Venus in Cancer

Cancer in Love



Venus in Cancer
This position of Venus grants a very sensitive, attractive, subtle and emotional love nature. You would like to just sit and ooze attraction to pull others to you from a rather safe secluded place.

Venus is very powerful in this position. The affections are liquefied and magnetic. The individual attracts what is wanted rather than aggressively seeking to obtain the desires of the heart. With this position, you tend to be a clinging vine interested primarily in home and children.
Your affections are reserved for those close to you, preferably within your own home circle. You are loyal, seductive and demonstrable. Your sensitivity produces an interest in the occult and psychic abilities. This involves you in foggy areas where your imagination plays a large role. It would lend glamour to acting.

Very loving and nurturing, but prone to smother and parent their significant others too much which can be a turn off, so be careful! This is a sweet placement, may be a talented cook and show creativity through cooking and home decoration, as well as art and music as it is a great outlet for their emotional vulnerability.

Very nostalgic and has an old and traditional taste. Loyal and loves family life. Be careful of attracting dependent people! Venus in cancer people remember all the fond little details of their lovers and time spent with them, incredibly loyal as well.
You also are very sensitive and moody. Try not to be too clingy with your lovers and give them space.At the same time, try to avoid clingy types that would feed on your sympathy! The women in your life are very protective and mother like, truly feminine and comforting.

Venus in Cancer is the big sentimental baby of the zodiac. Cancer is the first water sign, and Venus in Cancer is a very emotional lover. They express affection sensitively, comfortingly, protectively, and tenaciously. They care about your feelings and they will not give up showing it. Venus in Cancer will embrace you tightly as they express their love with a tear in their eye. The first priority for Venus in Cancer is to have a family. They need to nurture and be nurtured in order to be comfortable with life. Cancer lovers are a bit psychic and receptive; they can tell when you feel sad. They will become overly-protective of you, hardening right up and lashing out at anyone who threatens you. Venus in Cancer reflects your moods. But it will take some time before they let you get that close to them. Cancer lovers are extremely self-protective. Even if they like you, they will wait until they feel safe and sure of your affection.
Their emotions swing back and forth just like the Moon’s phases (the Moon rules the sign of Cancer). They may be happy that you cooked a lovely meal for them, and then give you the silent treatment because you have to go to work. Cancer lovers are masters of the silent treatment. They can also be stingy and mean. Sometimes their moodiness and overly self-protective feelings can become so extreme as to make it impossible to have a relationship with them. Venus in Cancer remind us that love is a great nurturing force, one that binds relationships by the care that we give to one another. Some celebrities with Venus in Aries include President Barack Obama, Dustin Hoffman, Ben Affleck, Cameron Diaz, Lenny Kravitz, Keanu Reeves, Christian Slater, Willem Dafoe and Angelina Jolie.

How to Love Venus in Cancer ?

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Pleasing Venus in Cancer involve slots of snuggling and sentimentality. To make Venus in Cancer feel loved, you must become a part of their family. If you become best friends with his mother, he will love you. “Mother” him, be protective of him, cook for him, and he will love you. Venus in Cancer absolutely loves a home-cooked meal. Wear an apron when you cook, whether you’re male or female. They love to stay home. If you’re constantly dragging them out of the house for exciting dates, they will think you don’t love them. Sit with them on the couch with a tub of ice cream watching the latest romance movie, and they’ll feel loved. Never invite extra people over without consulting them. They prefer to be alone with you. They are shy in large groups; they always prefer small, close-knit groups. Venus in Cancer loves to feel needed. Be dependent on them. Be sincere with your feelings and very sensitive to their feelings.  If you’re a woman, dress pretty, not sexy. Dress like a grandmother, with soft, flowery dresses to attract a Cancer man. Always appear pretty, natural, and ladylike. If all else fails, have their baby. Venus in Cancer is probably the only zodiac sign who cannot resist the parent of their child.

Female: The Venus in Cancer woman has a sensitive attunement to nature and natural law, along with a great affinity for environmental beauty. She want a safe, solid relationship. She feels instinctively that good food and domestic felicity keep the conjugal flame glowing, and seeks through her skill in anticipating the wishes of her mate to attach him to her by the firm strands of requited affection. Venus in Cancer woman desires and needs very strong touch, holding and kissing in order to feel sexually secure and trusting. Love for her is something that is very dependent upon home, family and security, no matter how wild or adventurous she may like to think she is.

Male: He is intuitive, sensitive, warm and affectionate, with a natural sense of feeling for all that is occurring around him. This, along with his deep understanding of loyalty and devotion, makes him the natural emotional center of his family. He provides the nostalgic memories of tender moments from the past and the sincere warmth which gives a sense of continuity to those close to him. His needs are basic: shelter, love, protection, the best for his loved ones. His standards are high, but the drive, fire and ambition to obtain his desires often is lacking. Venusian Cancerian man want to be petted, cherished, and admired for his good qualities. He long for peace and quiet in his home sphere, where he make loyal, contented partner. He is competent cook and excel in the domestic arts. The Venus in Cancer male is attracted to naturally large breasts, never fake ones. He prefers the soft, natural, full, motherly look. A full-figured, even slightly over-weight, woman attracts him more than a thin, athletic woman.


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    Love Astrology: Love Compatible by Eros & Psyche Zodiac Signs



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    Psyche & Eros:

    Asteroids of Sensitivity and Passion

    The asteroid Psyche represents the principle of being psychically attuned and bonded to another human being. Often portrayed as a butterfly maiden, Psyche was born as a beautiful mortal, who in her search for reunion with her lover Eros (the Roman god Cupid), mastered heroic tasks set upon her by a wrathful mother, Aphrodite (Eros’s motYher). Through each undertaking, Psyche sensitized her internal telepathic channels. Depicting the soul’s journey from mortality to divinity, Psyche successfully transformed her earthly nature into that of a deity so that she could become the heavenly bride of Eros, god of erotic love. Their union produced children named Bliss, Pleasure, and Ecstasy. Together, their love has come to symbolize soul-mate union.



    In perfecting the relationship progression of Lilith (the scorned mate) and Juno (the faithful Life Partner), Psyche represents the completion stage of the development of the feminine as a consort. Astrologically, Psyche is a higher octave of Venus, expressing a refinement of personal love and psychic atonement to another. Through following the path of Psyche, conscious relationship provides a path to spiritual illumination.h


    Love Astrology: Psyche Zodiac Signs






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    Finding your soul mate or the love of your life ❤

    Though there are many reasons for seeking relationship, it’s probably our sense of the erotic, the passionate core of our desire to connect with others, that is the true driving force behind dating and mating. When we inspect the natal chart for ‘passion indicators,’ we see various facets of passion, desire, and sexuality:

    Venus tells us the nature of our loves, our values, our idea of what relationship is like, and for a woman shows her ‘ideal Self.’

    Neptune points to the character of our life ideals, our spiritual ideals, and our fantasies.

    Uranus hints at our concept of Utopia.
    The Sun describes our Soul needs (which may or may not involve relationship).

    The Moon sings of our emotional needs, Mercury of our communication requirements (and our possible fraternal or sororal ones) and Jupiter of our social ones.

    Saturn suggests what we need to feel secure.

    Mars and Pluto focus on our need to assert ourselves, to express our life energy in the world (including via the urge to reproduce), with Mars describing a man’s ‘ideal Self’ and Pluto suggesting our darker nature, which may have sexual overtones.

    Using the natal horoscope, we can cobble together a colorful and relatively full picture of the individual as a passionate Being, but we may miss out on some very important points, namely those indicated by the placement and aspects of the asteroid Eros and Pysche.

    What is Psyche?

    Zodiac Psyche Sign describes the placement of the asteroid Psyche in your birth chart. This asteroid is also known as the Goddess of the Soul. This sign helps you understand yourself and know your soul, mind and self better. This is based on Western Astrology.

    Zodiac Psyche Sign describes your characteristics based on the placement of the asteroid Psyche in your natal chart.



    Along with the sun sign and moon sign, the Psyche sign also helps you understand yourself better. Psyche in Greek means Soul. This has given rise to a most unconventional kind of astrology. The name has come from Greek mythology where the stories are about evil fathers, jealous women and prince charming. Psyche stands for everything related to love, passion, jealousy and our inner self. This asteroid tells us a lot about ourselves and our journey through life. It gives us an aim to know our soul and mind better and know where we stand today. It tells us about what we expect from our partners and what we crave for in a relationship.


    Love Astrology : Eros Signs Zodiac




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    Eros 
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    Eros 
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    Finding your soul mate or the love of your life ❤ first you need to know that there are many way that why Soul mate is a soul mate because their astrology sign match with us. so Eros is just one aspect the who made up of us. Below are basic understanding of each sign, use it as a guide to compare the compatibility of your chart.

    Venus tells us the spirit of our loves, our passion, our thought of what love feeling is like.

    While Venus Love Signs are in charge of romance, Mars Signs take charge of basic sexual attraction, tempered only by the astrological houses they are placed in. They will influence how sex is approached, from cool detachment to hot intensity and everything in between. Mars makes us assertive, forthright and adventurous. It can also make us impulsive, rash, impatient and forceful. Success or frustration… they can both be products of your Mars Sign’s influence.

    Neptune contact are often colored by fantasy and dreaminess, and a vulnerable nature that may be susceptible to disillusionment. Here, we find hope that is sometimes unrealistic, a poetic and intuitive outlook, and compassion.

    Uranus Signs represent change. Associated with innovation, technology and discovery, Uranus helps bring about progressive change in all aspects of our lives. This Planet takes us into the future; tradition is made to be broken. Uranus Signs also represent enlightenment, novelty and ingenuity. Uranus is intuitive and sometimes ahead of its time when you are in tune with its energies. This intuition may cause you to research or investigate a new angle.

    The Sun describes reveals the part of our personality that is our basic self, or who we are when we are not surrounded by other people. In other words our essential personality is our most basic, broad, inner traits.  Remember that your Sun Sign is just a portion of who you are. Your Moon Sign and Rising Sign are equally important and must be blended together to get an accurate description of your true personality.

    The Moon sing said to represent your instinctual self, which many people keep hidden. On points where your Sun and Moon Signs are compatible, they will work together to help you get through the hardships and accomplish your goals. Where they are not compatible, you will feel conflicting desires or be at odds with yourself in some Full Moon way. Our Moon Sign also offers insight in how to reach our inner child.

    Saturn is just like listening to your parents, our Saturn Sign is out to teach us mastery over our lives. And, as usual, that means plain hard work and practice, practice, practice. Saturn is a big fan of the schools of trial and error and hard knocks. What better way is there to learn, right? For some of us, that means being ridiculed for our errors, feeling inadequate and inferior. Feeling like you need to measure up to a standard is part of your Saturn Sign’s lesson.

    Pluto may bring an end to things that need to be let go of. This could be a job, a relationship or anything else that is dragging you down. It may not be easy to do, but you need to pick up the pieces and go on with your life. The psyche can't hold on to everything and remain healthy. While it is scary to let things go, it will be better in the long run.


    What is Eros sign?

    Eros. The sign position of the Asteroid, Eros, can reveal some of our erotic turn-on, as well as the level of our erotic nature.

    Follow THE LINK BELOW to learn about the Myth of EROS:
    Eros Mythology


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    HER EROS IN ARIES:
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    She wants to hear: I crave you. Cosmically activated by the Fire and Passion. Aries is demanding on the body and therefore to sex. If you want to meet her better,(usually comes to you first), you should be prepared for a very intense and passionate sex. She asks for tenderness and strength from her partner. It is advisable not to exceed the limit of politeness and discretion that  she has set itself the masculine behavior, because she will start to believe that you are weak as a character.She  prefers the wildness and the harshness of a true male IN sexual act. The men who attract her most of all have brains and a considerable social status. As a true Aries, she doesn’t like long-term flirtins, because they do not evolve rapidly and she thinks they are a waste of time. You risk to loose her  if you are from those who did not flinch and they do not decide to get involved directly. The same thing happens in the bedroom. She does not like many prequels and prefers to go into action without wasting too much time. She likes to have the upper hand and sometimes all though  prefers to have a passive attitude hedonism.  She allowed only those who know how to satisfy her. Otherwise, she takes the helms! She is available for any peculiarity of painless suggest, as long as it is not the one that degrades her.
     

    Is Your Zodiac man/women Cheating on you?

    HAPPY = No Cheating



    Anyone who's been cheated on knows it's an incredibly painful betrayal you never want to go through again. And while no one zodiac sign is more likely to cheat than another, you can still work to protect yourself by looking to each sign for clues about how they might be tempted to cheat -- which really has more to do with circumstances and character than the zodiac. So here are a few cosmic clues to watch for, and some advice on how to keep 'em happy so they won't stray.

    Zodiac Male NEED to know :::

    Aries Male 101


    Aries (3/21 - 4/20): There is a reason why this sign is considered the child of the zodiac...and most men born under this sign will behave like children. Keeping in mind that Aries is a cardinal sign AND a fire element it is not surprising that this man can try the patience of a lot of women. If you happen to like your men on the immature side and don't mind indulging in their constant "look at me" behavior, then you will get along fabulously with your little he-sheep. The perk of being with an Aries man is that life will never be dull. They need constant stimulation, mentally and physically, or they will sulk and become morose. Luckily, they aren't very difficult to entice into an adventure and you'll enjoy it every bit as much as they do. Just remember that acknowledgement of their enjoyment is more important than yours.

    Aries Prayer: "Dear God! Give me PATIENCE and I want it NOW!"

    How many Aries does it take to change a lightbulb? "Just one. You want to make something of it?"

    Aries Daily Affirmation: "I honor and express all facets of my being, regardless of state and local laws."

    What an Aries says after sex: "Okay, let's do it again."

    How to Bag & Tag

    Coo over him and make a big fuss. Show him all of your bright, shiny interesting gadgets and then try not to lose your temper if he happens to take one apart and loses interest before he puts it back together again. Don't even hint that the world doesn't revolve around him.

    How to Get Rid of Him (Loonsounds)

    Be a mouse grabber. Never follow their lead. Keep a steady dialogue with all of your exes. Fool with their hair after they just fixed it. Forget their birthday. Try to order them around.

    Signs You've Been Dumped (Loonsounds)

    You find yourself alone, standing amidst blowing dust and flecks, strips of black tire tracks, heavy gasoline fumes, and very little else. Slowly, slowly, the sound of the roaring engine recedes, thundering silence taking its place.

    Taurus 101


    Taurus (4/21 - 5/21): The symbolic figure of this astrological sign is the bull...probably because the Democrats had already taken the donkey. A Tauren is simply put the most stubborn and pigheaded male in the entire zodiac. The more you push, the deeper he will dig in those hooves and nothing you can do will change his mind...except for feminine charm. Taurens are suckers for creature comforts...whether it's food, a cozy home or an enveloping hug. They are generally good-natured, sentimental at heart and prone to romantic gestures once their needs have been met.

    A Tauren's Prayer: "Dear God, please help me accept CHANGE in my life, but NOT YET."

    How many Taurens does it take to change a light bulb? One, but just "try" to convince them that the burned-out bulb is useless and should be thrown away.

    A Tauren's Daily Affirmation: "Before I criticize a man, I walk a mile in his shoes. That way, if he gets angry, he's a mile away and barefoot."

    What a Tauren says after sex: "I'm hungry - pass the pizza."

    How to Bag & Tag

    Feed him a home-cooked meal, tuck him into a warm cozy bed and assure him that he is completely in charge and doesn't have to go to sleep if he doesn't want to. You just wanted him to be comfortable.

    How to Get Rid of Him (Loonsounds)

    Acquire some credit cards by placing their name first on the application. Don't tell. Sit in their chair. Hide/eat all the sweets in the house. Insist on joint accounts. Refuse to sign a prenup.

    Signs You've Been Dumped (Loonsounds)

    You offer extravagant food, they say they've lost their appetite and when you turn away from them in bed, they just turn away from you in the opposite direction (instead of poking you with their horns). Taurus: Either they're all over you, or they're gone.

    Sex & Astrology Sign ♡⃛



    ♡⃛ Aries & Sex (March 21 -April 19)


    The God of War doesn’t think before actions, they have sex, then think about it later. Aries is often excited by the chase rather than the catch. They are very dominant, however do not want a submissive partner. Aries needs a spontaneous partner, in life and the bedroom. If there is a routine in the bedroom Aries will look elsewhere.

    Aries Man in Bed: The Aries man is very dominant, loud and hot! He is an excellent lover, but if you expect dinner by candlelight, look elsewhere. Aries likes his sex fast and hot, so be prepared to hear grunts and moans. He’s not a cheater, but if bored he will drop you in an instant.

    Aries Woman in Bed: The Aries woman doesn’t look at sex as romantic, she thinks of it as a physical act. That’s it. She will treat men like a piece of meat, then think about it the next day. She is a bit kinky, so expect dirty talk, and don’t be shocked if she wants to spank you. She wants to be wanted at all times. If you do not give her enough attention, she will seek it elsewhere.

    Best Position: Aries is “the man” of the zodiac. So expect them to be in control at all times. Whatever they say, goes.

    Aries Hot Spots: Fondling, tickling, nibbling the neck and above get’s them hot. Do as you please, as long as attention is given.

    Aries Compatibility: Aries is compatible with Leo, Sagittarius, Gemini and Aquarius.

    Zodiac Signs and what do they L♡VE





    ARIES - The Aggressive (March 21 -April 19)

    Outgoing. Lovable. Spontaneous. Not one to mess with. Funny.. Excellent kisser EXTREMELY adorable. Loves relationships, and family is very important to an aries. Aries are known for being generous and giving. Addictive. Loud. Always has the need to be ‘Right’. Aries will argue to prove their point for hours and hours. Aries are some of the most wonderful people in the world.