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Victoria's Secret Angels Astrology Sign

 36 Victoria's Secret Angels and their Astrology Signs

Aquarius 2014 Horoscope

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Aquarius 2014 Astrology Predictions

Here are the Aquarius 2014 Astrology Predictions.Lots of opportunities should be flowing your way in 2014. Your horoscope forecast shows a year filled with social and professional connections. There will be plenty activity centring on friends and family life with news of births and other happy events.But rather than placing your full focus on the happiness and wellbeing of those you love, you should ensure that you look after yourself so you have the strength and stamina to embrace opportunities, overcome challenges and deal with commitments, duties and responsibilities.Learning and stretching yourself to take on new skills, knowledge and experience will also features in the horoscope predictions for most Aquarians. But as you like to use your intellect fully, this should not be a problem for you in 2014.Your star sign of Aquarius should be shining brightly this year, particularly around your birthday, so ensure you make this year extra special by doing something memorable.

ดูดวง ~ บุคลิก และ นิสัยของสาว 12 ราศี ✨ Personality of each Zodiac Girl

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What color is good for my zodiac sign?

What colour to wear? What colour should I be around? Find out how a particular shade can have a positive effect on different aspects of your life

Aries
It's the first zodiac sign ruled by Mars. Their lucky colour is red. As Aries are high on energy, they are very active people. Red colour suits them well. It's a warm colour, which acts as a stimulant that provides good energy to Ariens.

Taurus
These are people who love to live in their own space, like to work within their own time frame. White colour is good for them. Taurians always try to stay away from hooks and crooks in their life. White is the colour of truth and purity and helps to calm them down.

Gemini
Lucky colour for Geminis is light green. Geminis are very talkative and tend to have dual nature. Light green colour is good for nurturing their intellect, as they are thinkers. Light green colour helps them to balance their mental abilities.

Cancer
White is the lucky colour for Cancerians, if it has a silver tinge to it, it's best suited to them. Basically this sign is ruled by the moon, which reflects a sensitive and emotional side. The colour white helps you balance the sensitive and emotional side of Cancerians.

Leo
A zodiac sign ruled by the Sun, the golden hue is best suited for Leos, as this sign is also known as the royal sign. It helps in good administration and brings out the ruling qualities of a Leo.

Virgo
A dark green colour or a shade of purple really works wonders for you.

Libra
White and turquoise are apt for this sign. Libras are very polite people as well as good artists and romantic by nature. So, white and blue shades suit their personality and temperament.

Scorpio
This sign is ruled by Mars. Fiery orange is their lucky colour. Scorpios are ambitious and since orange indicates health and vitality, it helps people who live an unhealthy life and are hyperactive by nature.

Sagittarius
Being ruled by Jupiter, the basic colour for this sign is yellow. People born to this sign can use it for success and growth, but due to the duality in nature, and their tendency to be hyper active Saggies need to calm their restlessness. In such case, pink and light purple
help to soothe and relax them.

Capricorn
A polite and spiritual sign. They achieve their targets by maintaining a low profile. For this spiritual and calm sign light, blue and purple are the best colours. These two colours indicate a pure spiritual feeling and consciousness.

Aquarius
It's another sign ruled by Saturn. People who belong to this sign have depth, are spiritual and strong. Black, grey, dark blue and brown are lucky for them. These colours signify an artistic, harmonious nature and spiritual understanding, which help this intellectual sign.

Pisces
Ruled by Jupiter, yellow is their lucky colour. This hue helps them to attain high soul qualities. It gives abundance of mental power to Pisces. It's the colour of growth and confidence, and helps this sign to grow, and sometimes control their fickle mind.

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How to seduce Aquarius Man

Aquarius man dating tips that should be very important for an Aquarius man interested in getting into a relationship. These Aquarius man dating tips are also important to women who are being dated by an Aquarius because they will understand them better.

The first of the Aquarius man dating tips is, since Aquarius people love their freedom and hate routine and limitations of daily life, they should be on the search for a woman who will not be too controlling and who will let him see his friends, go out drinking when they feel like doing so, etc. In other words, the Aquarius man should be on the lookout for an independent woman.

The second of the Aquarius man dating tips is to train yourself to be patient with women that you meet because Aquarius men have a reputation of being enthusiastic when meeting new people and are just as easily disenchanted.

Fantasy Bedroom Fetish of each Zodiac sign

Sex Fetishes according to your zodiac sign

The deeds we do in the bedroom and do not want other to know or maybe some star zodiac sign does want other to know. This article talk about the love of the crazy, fun and wonderful of love making in a taboo way. By knowing how you like it and how your partner like it will give you and your lover a more satisfies feeling in the bedroom like you never know before. Talk about it tease about it coz you know deep down 'you want it that way ;) '. Let me know if it is true for you ~ share the world of your knowledge to teach us and make everybody smile and have that orgasm glow :)

Aries Sex Fetish (March 21 to April 19) 

As the prime and primal sign of the Zodiac, Aries finds pleasure in raw and high-adrenaline experiences. They can count musky scents, bed knocking (as in knocking the bed against the wall, floor and, if really gifted, the ceiling), morning sex, hair-pulling and wrestling among their fetishes.

Find Soulmate with Juno Sign ♡

Ignorance is Bliss this Valentines Day as a beautiful configuration occurs in the heavens. The North Node, Jupiter and Juno conjoin in the sign of Aquarius. The sign of Aquarius can produce sudden attractions, and intense love at 1st sight attractions. Additionally the sign of Aquarius being a fixed sign never forgets its 1st love and compares everyone who comes along afterwards to that person. Another unique property of both the sign of Aquarius and its ruler Uranus (now in dreamy Pisces) is it’s timing ability and it’s unique ability to suddenly and unexpectedly bring people back into our lives from the past.
With Jupiter (luck), the North Node (destiny) and Juno (soulmate) all lined up together in the sign of Aquarius many people could be getting back together with past loves, or finding their soulmates in the not too distant future. This was indicated by the Lunar eclipse at 6* Aquarius on January 26th, as eclipses foretell of events to come.

Venus in Aquarius

Aquarius in Love

Venus in Aquarius:

Friendship is the most important relationship to these people and they may put it even before marriage, so your best bet is to befriend them before thinking of a relationship. And no restrains, please! This placement loves freedom and personal space. Whoever invented open relationships probably had Venus in Aquarius!

You have a unique taste in partners, usually in preference of the intellectual type. May attract very different, strange and unique people into your life. Women in your life tend to be androgynous, independent and kind of on the feminist side, blurring out gender boundaries, and also very intelligent.

This position grants a wealth of material abundance and ability with a need for someone to share and develop it with. These people tend to pile up both good ideas and material abundance but can’t be bothered attaching themselves to people who literally contaminate their freedom and genius ability. You prefer to, more or less, live in the wild, for fear you will be restricted from pursuing some flight of fancy by having to include someone else in your plans.

Most of the time, you fail to realize the benefits from relationships. In most cases, it is extremely difficult, if not impossible, to find someone who fits comfortably into your free wheeling routine. You really need a buddy not a sweetheart. Any romance will have to include a sharing of ideas and a curiosity compatible with your own. Platonic relationships are the only kind you will keep for any length of time. Even in this case, it must be unfettered.

With the right kind of relationship your real genius can be put to good use. In most cases, this doesn’t happen, largely due to cultural demands of responsibility. You must be able to write your own ticket with self-imposed discipline of a truly responsible nature in order to be successful.

Venus in Aquarius people try to impress you with their open-minded, future-thinking spirit. They can be unconventional both in their approach to love and also to who they are drawn to. They want you to see them as unique, rebellious, and a little provocative. They want you to acknowledge and appreciate that they don’t follow the beaten track in matters of the heart. Platonic relationships, creative relationships, group activities are great manifestations of this position of Venus. Emotional dramas, jealousy, exclusivity, are not in the make up of this sign. Friendship comes first. Falling in love with the eccentric, with the freaky, with the one that everyone else dislikes is characteristic of Venus in Aquarius.

The Venus in Aquarius individual has a love of freedom. He or she is often reluctant to make a commitment, however, expect complete loyalty once this person takes the plunge. The Venus in Aquarius person is attracted to idealists or rebels who stand out from the crowd. In love and relationship, the Aquarian energy cannot be denied its independence and prefers a counterpart who is also independent, forward-thinking and a little quirky. Intellectual stimulation is a must if you're to snag and hold on to a Venus in Aquarius. Venus in Aquarius wants you to love them for their intellect, and to admire their visions. Celebrities with Venus in Aquarius: Sharon Stone, Bruce Willis, Paris Hilton, Mel Gibson, Nicloas Cage...

How to Love Venus in Aquarius?

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Pleasing Venus in Aquarius involves letting them know just how interesting they are. Put up with their occasional need to act superior on an intellectual level -- they are very proud of their unique ideas and visions. Dream along with them, and don't fence them in. They need space and will happily return the favor, giving you lots of room to breathe and to be yourself. They like to choose their terms when involved in a relationship, and this can be challenging for a partner, as their terms can be changeable. With the exception of this quality, Venus in Aquarius people are some of the most unselfish people in love. They allow you freedom to be yourself, and are rarely clinging or controlling.

Female: A woman who keeps the Venus in Aquarius male guessing or is somewhat unconventional is particularly fascinating, while a woman who is too emotional or complicated is a complete turn off for him. She is looking for someone unique and reliable. She loves her freedom even more than Sagittarius. She can cultivate a friend into a lover; find one in the chat room or at a distance. She is looking for a lover who is also a friend, someone with whom you can share ideas and experiences. Women with Venus in Aquarius value their individuality highly, and have no intentions of letting a man tell them what to do. She consider herself everyone's equal, and is probably a supporter of women's rights. As far as she is concerned, a woman's place is anywhere but the home.

Male: Men with this planetary position find intelligent, free-spirited, unorthodox women most attractive. He is looking for someone who is different, unpredictable and eccentric, and who stands out in a crowd. Men who have Venus in Aquarius prefer women who are intelligent, independent and free-spirited. He needs a woman who is a good conversationalist and may become bored with a woman who never has anything to say. He insist on having lots of space and independence in his relationships, and can't bear possessiveness or jealousy. An open-ended arrangement that allows him to experiment freely would be more satisfactory than a conventional, monogamous partnership. He is easily bored and need plenty of excitement, stimulation and change in his love life.

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Mars in Scorpio

Mars in Sagittarius

Mars in Capricorn

Mars in Aquarius

Mars in Pisces

• Venus in Aquarius
• Venus in Aries
• Venus in Cancer
• Venus in Capricorn
• Venus in Gemini
• Venus in Leo
• Venus in Libra
• Venus in Sagittarius
• Venus in Scorpio
• Venus in Taurus
• Venus in Virgo

Love Astrology: Love Compatible by Eros & Psyche Zodiac Signs

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❤ Psyche ❤

❤ Eros ❤

❤&❤ Compatibilities of Eros & Psyche ❤&❤

Psyche & Eros:

Asteroids of Sensitivity and Passion

The asteroid Psyche represents the principle of being psychically attuned and bonded to another human being. Often portrayed as a butterfly maiden, Psyche was born as a beautiful mortal, who in her search for reunion with her lover Eros (the Roman god Cupid), mastered heroic tasks set upon her by a wrathful mother, Aphrodite (Eros’s motYher). Through each undertaking, Psyche sensitized her internal telepathic channels. Depicting the soul’s journey from mortality to divinity, Psyche successfully transformed her earthly nature into that of a deity so that she could become the heavenly bride of Eros, god of erotic love. Their union produced children named Bliss, Pleasure, and Ecstasy. Together, their love has come to symbolize soul-mate union.

In perfecting the relationship progression of Lilith (the scorned mate) and Juno (the faithful Life Partner), Psyche represents the completion stage of the development of the feminine as a consort. Astrologically, Psyche is a higher octave of Venus, expressing a refinement of personal love and psychic atonement to another. Through following the path of Psyche, conscious relationship provides a path to spiritual illumination.h

Love Astrology: Psyche Zodiac Signs

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❤ Psyche ❤

❤ Eros ❤

❤&❤ Compatibilities of Eros & Psyche ❤&❤

Finding your soul mate or the love of your life ❤

Though there are many reasons for seeking relationship, it’s probably our sense of the erotic, the passionate core of our desire to connect with others, that is the true driving force behind dating and mating. When we inspect the natal chart for ‘passion indicators,’ we see various facets of passion, desire, and sexuality:

Venus tells us the nature of our loves, our values, our idea of what relationship is like, and for a woman shows her ‘ideal Self.’

Neptune points to the character of our life ideals, our spiritual ideals, and our fantasies.

Uranus hints at our concept of Utopia.

The Sun describes our Soul needs (which may or may not involve relationship).

The Moon sings of our emotional needs, Mercury of our communication requirements (and our possible fraternal or sororal ones) and Jupiter of our social ones.

Saturn suggests what we need to feel secure.

Mars and Pluto focus on our need to assert ourselves, to express our life energy in the world (including via the urge to reproduce), with Mars describing a man’s ‘ideal Self’ and Pluto suggesting our darker nature, which may have sexual overtones.

Using the natal horoscope, we can cobble together a colorful and relatively full picture of the individual as a passionate Being, but we may miss out on some very important points, namely those indicated by the placement and aspects of the asteroid Eros and Pysche.

What is Psyche?

Zodiac Psyche Sign describes the placement of the asteroid Psyche in your birth chart. This asteroid is also known as the Goddess of the Soul. This sign helps you understand yourself and know your soul, mind and self better. This is based on Western Astrology.

Zodiac Psyche Sign describes your characteristics based on the placement of the asteroid Psyche in your natal chart.

Along with the sun sign and moon sign, the Psyche sign also helps you understand yourself better. Psyche in Greek means Soul. This has given rise to a most unconventional kind of astrology. The name has come from Greek mythology where the stories are about evil fathers, jealous women and prince charming. Psyche stands for everything related to love, passion, jealousy and our inner self. This asteroid tells us a lot about ourselves and our journey through life. It gives us an aim to know our soul and mind better and know where we stand today. It tells us about what we expect from our partners and what we crave for in a relationship.

Love Astrology : Eros Signs Zodiac

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❤ Psyche ❤

❤ Eros ❤

❤&❤ Compatibilities of Eros & Psyche ❤&❤

- See more at: http://witcheri.blogspot.com/2012/09/love-astrology-love-compatible-by-eros.html#sthash.0ayhKdFX.dpuf

Link find out meaning of your:

❤ Psyche ❤

❤ Eros ❤

❤&❤ Compatibilities of Eros & Psyche ❤&❤

Link find out meaning of your:

❤ Psyche ❤

❤ Eros ❤

❤&❤ Compatibilities of Eros & Psyche ❤&❤

- See more at: http://witcheri.blogspot.com/2012/09/love-astrology-love-compatible-by-eros.html#sthash.0ayhKdFX.dpuf

Link find out meaning of your:

❤ Psyche ❤

❤ Eros ❤

❤&❤ Compatibilities of Eros & Psyche ❤&❤

- See more at: http://witcheri.blogspot.com/2012/09/love-astrology-love-compatible-by-eros.html#sthash.0ayhKdFX.dpuf

Finding your soul mate or the love of your life ❤ first you need to know that there are many way that why Soul mate is a soul mate because their astrology sign match with us. so Eros is just one aspect the who made up of us. Below are basic understanding of each sign, use it as a guide to compare the compatibility of your chart.

Venus tells us the spirit of our loves, our passion, our thought of what love feeling is like.

While Venus Love Signs are in charge of romance, Mars Signs take charge of basic sexual attraction, tempered only by the astrological houses they are placed in. They will influence how sex is approached, from cool detachment to hot intensity and everything in between. Mars makes us assertive, forthright and adventurous. It can also make us impulsive, rash, impatient and forceful. Success or frustration… they can both be products of your Mars Sign’s influence.

Neptune contact are often colored by fantasy and dreaminess, and a vulnerable nature that may be susceptible to disillusionment. Here, we find hope that is sometimes unrealistic, a poetic and intuitive outlook, and compassion.

Uranus Signs represent change. Associated with innovation, technology and discovery, Uranus helps bring about progressive change in all aspects of our lives. This Planet takes us into the future; tradition is made to be broken. Uranus Signs also represent enlightenment, novelty and ingenuity. Uranus is intuitive and sometimes ahead of its time when you are in tune with its energies. This intuition may cause you to research or investigate a new angle.

The Sun describes reveals the part of our personality that is our basic self, or who we are when we are not surrounded by other people. In other words our essential personality is our most basic, broad, inner traits.  Remember that your Sun Sign is just a portion of who you are. Your Moon Sign and Rising Sign are equally important and must be blended together to get an accurate description of your true personality.

The Moon sing said to represent your instinctual self, which many people keep hidden. On points where your Sun and Moon Signs are compatible, they will work together to help you get through the hardships and accomplish your goals. Where they are not compatible, you will feel conflicting desires or be at odds with yourself in some Full Moon way. Our Moon Sign also offers insight in how to reach our inner child.

Saturn is just like listening to your parents, our Saturn Sign is out to teach us mastery over our lives. And, as usual, that means plain hard work and practice, practice, practice. Saturn is a big fan of the schools of trial and error and hard knocks. What better way is there to learn, right? For some of us, that means being ridiculed for our errors, feeling inadequate and inferior. Feeling like you need to measure up to a standard is part of your Saturn Sign’s lesson.

Pluto may bring an end to things that need to be let go of. This could be a job, a relationship or anything else that is dragging you down. It may not be easy to do, but you need to pick up the pieces and go on with your life. The psyche can't hold on to everything and remain healthy. While it is scary to let things go, it will be better in the long run.


What is Eros sign?

Eros. The sign position of the Asteroid, Eros, can reveal some of our erotic turn-on, as well as the level of our erotic nature.

Follow THE LINK BELOW to learn about the Myth of EROS:
Eros Mythology


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HER EROS IN ARIES:

She wants to hear: I crave you. Cosmically activated by the Fire and Passion. Aries is demanding on the body and therefore to sex. If you want to meet her better,(usually comes to you first), you should be prepared for a very intense and passionate sex. She asks for tenderness and strength from her partner. It is advisable not to exceed the limit of politeness and discretion that  she has set itself the masculine behavior, because she will start to believe that you are weak as a character.She  prefers the wildness and the harshness of a true male IN sexual act. The men who attract her most of all have brains and a considerable social status. As a true Aries, she doesn’t like long-term flirtins, because they do not evolve rapidly and she thinks they are a waste of time. You risk to loose her  if you are from those who did not flinch and they do not decide to get involved directly. The same thing happens in the bedroom. She does not like many prequels and prefers to go into action without wasting too much time. She likes to have the upper hand and sometimes all though  prefers to have a passive attitude hedonism.  She allowed only those who know how to satisfy her. Otherwise, she takes the helms! She is available for any peculiarity of painless suggest, as long as it is not the one that degrades her.
 

Astro lover style in short

Zodiac: the Lover in Bed
Is it true for you ?

Compatibility of Leo man and Aquarius woman

Congrats to our Aquarius girl and the Leo boy :D

The beautiful Aquarius Jennifer Aniston And Justin Theroux's Engagement will be the promising sign to all aquarius hopeful ... After all the long wait of true love. I do believe she must have thought and sure of this relationship, because the aqua will never ever gotten herself hurt for the second time. I am with all my heart wanna say congratulation to home girl Jennifer Aniston and her opposite attract Leo fiancé Justin Theroux ;)

So I want to dedicate this compatible blog to her and her boo ;)

Is Your Zodiac man/women Cheating on you?

HAPPY = No Cheating

Anyone who's been cheated on knows it's an incredibly painful betrayal you never want to go through again. And while no one zodiac sign is more likely to cheat than another, you can still work to protect yourself by looking to each sign for clues about how they might be tempted to cheat -- which really has more to do with circumstances and character than the zodiac. So here are a few cosmic clues to watch for, and some advice on how to keep 'em happy so they won't stray.

Zodiac Male NEED to know :::

Aries Male 101

Aries (3/21 - 4/20): There is a reason why this sign is considered the child of the zodiac...and most men born under this sign will behave like children. Keeping in mind that Aries is a cardinal sign AND a fire element it is not surprising that this man can try the patience of a lot of women. If you happen to like your men on the immature side and don't mind indulging in their constant "look at me" behavior, then you will get along fabulously with your little he-sheep. The perk of being with an Aries man is that life will never be dull. They need constant stimulation, mentally and physically, or they will sulk and become morose. Luckily, they aren't very difficult to entice into an adventure and you'll enjoy it every bit as much as they do. Just remember that acknowledgement of their enjoyment is more important than yours.

Aries Prayer: "Dear God! Give me PATIENCE and I want it NOW!"

How many Aries does it take to change a lightbulb? "Just one. You want to make something of it?"

Aries Daily Affirmation: "I honor and express all facets of my being, regardless of state and local laws."

What an Aries says after sex: "Okay, let's do it again."

How to Bag & Tag

Coo over him and make a big fuss. Show him all of your bright, shiny interesting gadgets and then try not to lose your temper if he happens to take one apart and loses interest before he puts it back together again. Don't even hint that the world doesn't revolve around him.

How to Get Rid of Him (Loonsounds)

Be a mouse grabber. Never follow their lead. Keep a steady dialogue with all of your exes. Fool with their hair after they just fixed it. Forget their birthday. Try to order them around.

Signs You've Been Dumped (Loonsounds)

You find yourself alone, standing amidst blowing dust and flecks, strips of black tire tracks, heavy gasoline fumes, and very little else. Slowly, slowly, the sound of the roaring engine recedes, thundering silence taking its place.

Taurus 101

Taurus (4/21 - 5/21): The symbolic figure of this astrological sign is the bull...probably because the Democrats had already taken the donkey. A Tauren is simply put the most stubborn and pigheaded male in the entire zodiac. The more you push, the deeper he will dig in those hooves and nothing you can do will change his mind...except for feminine charm. Taurens are suckers for creature comforts...whether it's food, a cozy home or an enveloping hug. They are generally good-natured, sentimental at heart and prone to romantic gestures once their needs have been met.

A Tauren's Prayer: "Dear God, please help me accept CHANGE in my life, but NOT YET."

How many Taurens does it take to change a light bulb? One, but just "try" to convince them that the burned-out bulb is useless and should be thrown away.

A Tauren's Daily Affirmation: "Before I criticize a man, I walk a mile in his shoes. That way, if he gets angry, he's a mile away and barefoot."

What a Tauren says after sex: "I'm hungry - pass the pizza."

How to Bag & Tag

Feed him a home-cooked meal, tuck him into a warm cozy bed and assure him that he is completely in charge and doesn't have to go to sleep if he doesn't want to. You just wanted him to be comfortable.

How to Get Rid of Him (Loonsounds)

Acquire some credit cards by placing their name first on the application. Don't tell. Sit in their chair. Hide/eat all the sweets in the house. Insist on joint accounts. Refuse to sign a prenup.

Signs You've Been Dumped (Loonsounds)

You offer extravagant food, they say they've lost their appetite and when you turn away from them in bed, they just turn away from you in the opposite direction (instead of poking you with their horns). Taurus: Either they're all over you, or they're gone.

Sex & Astrology Sign ♡⃛

♡⃛ Aries & Sex (March 21 -April 19)

The God of War doesn’t think before actions, they have sex, then think about it later. Aries is often excited by the chase rather than the catch. They are very dominant, however do not want a submissive partner. Aries needs a spontaneous partner, in life and the bedroom. If there is a routine in the bedroom Aries will look elsewhere.

Aries Man in Bed: The Aries man is very dominant, loud and hot! He is an excellent lover, but if you expect dinner by candlelight, look elsewhere. Aries likes his sex fast and hot, so be prepared to hear grunts and moans. He’s not a cheater, but if bored he will drop you in an instant.

Aries Woman in Bed: The Aries woman doesn’t look at sex as romantic, she thinks of it as a physical act. That’s it. She will treat men like a piece of meat, then think about it the next day. She is a bit kinky, so expect dirty talk, and don’t be shocked if she wants to spank you. She wants to be wanted at all times. If you do not give her enough attention, she will seek it elsewhere.

Best Position: Aries is “the man” of the zodiac. So expect them to be in control at all times. Whatever they say, goes.

Aries Hot Spots: Fondling, tickling, nibbling the neck and above get’s them hot. Do as you please, as long as attention is given.

Aries Compatibility: Aries is compatible with Leo, Sagittarius, Gemini and Aquarius.

Zodiac Signs and what do they L♡VE

ARIES - The Aggressive (March 21 -April 19)

Outgoing. Lovable. Spontaneous. Not one to mess with. Funny.. Excellent kisser EXTREMELY adorable. Loves relationships, and family is very important to an aries. Aries are known for being generous and giving. Addictive. Loud. Always has the need to be ‘Right’. Aries will argue to prove their point for hours and hours. Aries are some of the most wonderful people in the world.

ZODIAC & How they LOVE ♥

HOROSCOPE LOVE of all ZODIAC SIGNS ♥

Do And Don't For Each Zodiac Signs

Do's and Don'ts for All Zodiac Signs