Monday, July 30, 2012

Alice and Flower


Your Love Life and Your Favorite Disney Prince

Everyone has a favorite Disney prince—they're all handsome, strong and heroic, but what does your dream prince say about your love life?

Prince Charming (Cinderella)

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Oh, you’ve chosen Prince Charming, have you? It seems like you’ve gone for the easy choice. His name is Prince Charming, after all. But is he really the cutest? Is he really the right one for you? Is he really the love of your life? That is what is at stake here! It seems to me you might get fooled by overly-romantic gestures (the whole pumpkin carriage/dancing in the moonlight/searching for the slipper-owner thing), and possibly bad pickup lines, when you really need to think about what you actually want. You also might be easily fooled by someone who you think can save you. And to be fair, Prince Charming lit-er-al-ly saved Cinderella’s ass. She would have been cleaning those Step Sisters’ toilets until the cows came home. I mean, PHEW Cinderella. That was a close one. And while that kind of thing does happen in real life, you should never count on it too heavily.

Robin Hood (Robin Hood)

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You’re a good person, aren’t you? I like you. You not only value good deeds, and demand that your partner does, too. I think you’re also the kind of person who will not settle. You will end up meeting an absolute 10, and you will lead a ridiculously happy life. In the country side. Yes, I am thinking of Sherwood Forest. And people will look at your pictures on Facebook and say “Oh God I just HATE her, that lucky, lucky duck.” With Robin Hood, you have found the little diamond in the rough. Robin Hood is easily overlooked because he’s a fox. But because he is so often overlooked, he doesn’t just automatically think anyone will sleep with him. He won’t cheat on you. He appreciates the good in people, which attracts him to other good people. He will choose a partner that he is head-over-heels with. And if that’s you, I say, lucky lucky duck I HATE you.

Saturday, July 28, 2012

Is Your Zodiac man/women Cheating on you?

HAPPY = No Cheating

Anyone who's been cheated on knows it's an incredibly painful betrayal you never want to go through again. And while no one zodiac sign is more likely to cheat than another, you can still work to protect yourself by looking to each sign for clues about how they might be tempted to cheat -- which really has more to do with circumstances and character than the zodiac. So here are a few cosmic clues to watch for, and some advice on how to keep 'em happy so they won't stray.

Friday, July 20, 2012

Zodiac Male NEED to know :::

Aries Male 101

Aries (3/21 - 4/20): There is a reason why this sign is considered the child of the zodiac...and most men born under this sign will behave like children. Keeping in mind that Aries is a cardinal sign AND a fire element it is not surprising that this man can try the patience of a lot of women. If you happen to like your men on the immature side and don't mind indulging in their constant "look at me" behavior, then you will get along fabulously with your little he-sheep. The perk of being with an Aries man is that life will never be dull. They need constant stimulation, mentally and physically, or they will sulk and become morose. Luckily, they aren't very difficult to entice into an adventure and you'll enjoy it every bit as much as they do. Just remember that acknowledgement of their enjoyment is more important than yours.

Aries Prayer: "Dear God! Give me PATIENCE and I want it NOW!"

How many Aries does it take to change a lightbulb? "Just one. You want to make something of it?"

Aries Daily Affirmation: "I honor and express all facets of my being, regardless of state and local laws."

What an Aries says after sex: "Okay, let's do it again."

How to Bag & Tag

Coo over him and make a big fuss. Show him all of your bright, shiny interesting gadgets and then try not to lose your temper if he happens to take one apart and loses interest before he puts it back together again. Don't even hint that the world doesn't revolve around him.

How to Get Rid of Him (Loonsounds)

Be a mouse grabber. Never follow their lead. Keep a steady dialogue with all of your exes. Fool with their hair after they just fixed it. Forget their birthday. Try to order them around.

Signs You've Been Dumped (Loonsounds)

You find yourself alone, standing amidst blowing dust and flecks, strips of black tire tracks, heavy gasoline fumes, and very little else. Slowly, slowly, the sound of the roaring engine recedes, thundering silence taking its place.

Taurus 101

Taurus (4/21 - 5/21): The symbolic figure of this astrological sign is the bull...probably because the Democrats had already taken the donkey. A Tauren is simply put the most stubborn and pigheaded male in the entire zodiac. The more you push, the deeper he will dig in those hooves and nothing you can do will change his mind...except for feminine charm. Taurens are suckers for creature comforts...whether it's food, a cozy home or an enveloping hug. They are generally good-natured, sentimental at heart and prone to romantic gestures once their needs have been met.

A Tauren's Prayer: "Dear God, please help me accept CHANGE in my life, but NOT YET."

How many Taurens does it take to change a light bulb? One, but just "try" to convince them that the burned-out bulb is useless and should be thrown away.

A Tauren's Daily Affirmation: "Before I criticize a man, I walk a mile in his shoes. That way, if he gets angry, he's a mile away and barefoot."

What a Tauren says after sex: "I'm hungry - pass the pizza."

How to Bag & Tag

Feed him a home-cooked meal, tuck him into a warm cozy bed and assure him that he is completely in charge and doesn't have to go to sleep if he doesn't want to. You just wanted him to be comfortable.

How to Get Rid of Him (Loonsounds)

Acquire some credit cards by placing their name first on the application. Don't tell. Sit in their chair. Hide/eat all the sweets in the house. Insist on joint accounts. Refuse to sign a prenup.

Signs You've Been Dumped (Loonsounds)

You offer extravagant food, they say they've lost their appetite and when you turn away from them in bed, they just turn away from you in the opposite direction (instead of poking you with their horns). Taurus: Either they're all over you, or they're gone.

Friday, July 13, 2012

Sex & Astrology Sign ♡⃛

♡⃛ Aries & Sex (March 21 -April 19)

The God of War doesn’t think before actions, they have sex, then think about it later. Aries is often excited by the chase rather than the catch. They are very dominant, however do not want a submissive partner. Aries needs a spontaneous partner, in life and the bedroom. If there is a routine in the bedroom Aries will look elsewhere.

Aries Man in Bed: The Aries man is very dominant, loud and hot! He is an excellent lover, but if you expect dinner by candlelight, look elsewhere. Aries likes his sex fast and hot, so be prepared to hear grunts and moans. He’s not a cheater, but if bored he will drop you in an instant.

Aries Woman in Bed: The Aries woman doesn’t look at sex as romantic, she thinks of it as a physical act. That’s it. She will treat men like a piece of meat, then think about it the next day. She is a bit kinky, so expect dirty talk, and don’t be shocked if she wants to spank you. She wants to be wanted at all times. If you do not give her enough attention, she will seek it elsewhere.

Best Position: Aries is “the man” of the zodiac. So expect them to be in control at all times. Whatever they say, goes.

Aries Hot Spots: Fondling, tickling, nibbling the neck and above get’s them hot. Do as you please, as long as attention is given.

Aries Compatibility: Aries is compatible with Leo, Sagittarius, Gemini and Aquarius.

Zodiac Signs and what do they L♡VE

ARIES - The Aggressive (March 21 -April 19)

Outgoing. Lovable. Spontaneous. Not one to mess with. Funny.. Excellent kisser EXTREMELY adorable. Loves relationships, and family is very important to an aries. Aries are known for being generous and giving. Addictive. Loud. Always has the need to be ‘Right’. Aries will argue to prove their point for hours and hours. Aries are some of the most wonderful people in the world.

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